madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

legalmexican:

spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

omg I loved this part

(Source: chibstelford)

badgraph1csghost:

sillyandquiteawkward-reblog:



so what kind of theoretical tensile strength are we talkin about here because

badgraph1csghost:

sillyandquiteawkward-reblog:

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so what kind of theoretical tensile strength are we talkin about here because

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(Source: captain-fucking-levi)

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

(Source: punwitch)

yipdeceiver:

ah yes. my great teenage years. corresponding with strangers about music on a website and never getting dressed. sweet memories